awkward and awesome moments

so i used to write these posts on Thursdays called Awkward and Awesome to share some of the well awesome things going on in my life and of course the everyday awkward things that always happen to me. I’m calling this post moments because I probably wont be consistent every week. I even had a friend once tell me that only the crazy things happen when I’m around.. kind of like the one stall I pick to use in a men’s restroom at a women’s conference {so there were no men obviously} where apparently a man had wrote {because I am assuming us girls would not do that sorta thing or even think of ever doing this} party hats for free with an arrow pointing to the disposable toilet seat covers. There you go awkward!

Awkward:

1. My son had a tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy last Friday and our pediatric anesthesiologist was amazing just like the rest of the doctors. So they gave my son the silly juice and he came into speak with us and he tells the kids jokes to make them feel comfortable. Stop.right. here. If ya know me you know I don’t get jokes. However, I just knew I would get this one come on its for kids! So here ya go. What do you call a shrimp with three eyes? {remembering he is telling us not typing it like me so I am typing it the way it was meant.} So my son say what and smiled. He said shri-i-i-mp…Hahaha totally funny right. Yeah. I didn’t get it until my husband told him the joke after surgery. That whole time I was thinking what would you call a shrimp with three eyes!!

2. Finally out of pity for myself and embarrassment I washed my hair after 6 days of not washing it. I live on dry shampoo but I got my $3 worth this week. I know your thinking gross and I apologize for even sharing this or if you saw me and you desperately wanted to tell me. Six more days of school.

3. Back to the little man who had his tonsils removed. He is finally getting an appetite and ate some soup today which by the way the sweet girl of mine spilled a bowl of noodle soup on the couch. That was fun to clean up. He asked for some goldfish but they are crunchy so he asked if he could have water. I turned around and he was dipping in his water. Now I know this is common in lots of kids I used to work in preschool. They loved it! So he dipped a few and the moved on to crackers and then he was done. No big deal. Until I was pouring some almond milk and went to take a drink and as I looked down I realized I…. you already know!! Grabbed the soggy goldfish water cup!!! I didn’t drink it though! Thank Goodness it would have been a lot more awkward if I did.

Awesome

1. My sweet sweet boy is sleeping through the night!

2. School is out in six days!

3. I washed my hair and it feels amazing!

4. We have a bird nest in our backyard and we have baby birds!